My colleagues at Rock the Vote, including Mary McClelland (who was kind enough to e-mail me about this campaign) and I are holding out for health care because it's a life and death matter for Young Americans. Will you join us?
Watch the extremely funny below-embedded video which satirizes the fight for health care and pokes fun at the conservatives in Congress who want to maintain the unacceptable status quo and continue denying medical care to young Americans, endangering the health and wellness of milions of lower income young Workers.
WARNING! This video contains graphic and sexually explicit language and is not intended for minors or the easily offended.
If you can't withhold sex, then withhold whatever you can. You can refuse to help your conservative friends and significant others with the household chores like cooking, washing dishes and taking out the garbage. Refuse to hang out and party with them or lend them money. You might even want to sabotage a business deal or two. Since health care coverage is a matter of life and death for us, do whatever you can get away with. Get radical and creative with your arm twisting and turn up the heat until the conservative base begins to pressure their Members of Congress to ignore the lobbyists and join with us on health care.
Yes, keep holding out for health care until all Americans have Medicare or something similar because Young Americans are literally sick and tired of the excuses and we quite literally aren't screwing around anymore!
P.S. if you really are too weak to withhold sex, then get yours and make an excuse to leave the bedroom before your conservative partner reaches orgasm. While they're wating, sneak into the other room where the computer is and share this post with all your friends. Let's screw them before they kill us. Sphere: Related Content

